"...they'd have no leg to stand on."

Can relate.

True, but you gotta factor in crowd density. Still has pretty good staying power.

I tend to agree.

No it is not funny.

Cant decide if lethal injection or getting ass-raped daily for the next 50 years would be a more suitable punishment.

8 Track player.

Looks like he's got some decent range on that thing.

Spoiler alert, jeez.

He'll finally record that album he's been tinkering with, "Memories of Now".

"All I ever wanted to do was play for the NFL and own a MacDonalds"

He looked down and saw that there was only one set of footprints in the pile of cocaine and got really pissed that he had to carry that hooker back to the van.

"Dont worry mateys! When we get to Southampton each man will be issued enough chits for two nights of rum and women!"

She looks ...smart.

This looks fake.

The best thing anyone could ever do for this kid would be to sit her down and tell her to stop acting like an asshole. If somebody doesnt then she's going to be stuck that way for life.

I wanna see this kid working at Smoothie King.

Yeah but arent these things big pieces of shit mechanically?

Yeah I missed that.