Pretty stoked for being the first loser.

"What the hell does that mean??"

Pork chop sliders!

Save one bullet...

That would weird me out.

My storm survival kit:

Take the medal back.

I grew up in a manger, like Our Lord and Savior.

Even crazier idea: Make music that does not suck donkey balls.

Those pictures suck ass but ,hey, naked lady.

Not worth it.

Then youll love my new rocker "Hershey Highway" about shitting your pants.

Approves.

"Great party. I brought my homemade five alarm chili cheez dip."

Im sure the Hitlerites are lined up for blocks around that place securing their little section of curb to use for stomping.

"The Greeks also invented homos!"

Can anyone honestly say they know WTF is going on with this deal?