Poutine.

Right, like nobody hates Tom Brady’s guts.

Howard- you a racist. “White People”—that is just bigoted.

Oh God, fuck off.

The American congress has voted to change Freedom Fries back to....whatever they were before.....im thinking starts with a......G.......maybe...

Yep. Many people immigrate to the us and endure terrible (by our standards) but better (by what they left) standards and don’t feel the need to blow shit up.

Id like to change muslims to black people.

What the hell is a “guild standard”?

Hey! Theres a black guy in Hitlers posse too! See he wasnt such a bad guy.

I’ll be that inevitable guy, this is a stormtrooper, not a clone trooper. All clones became stormtroopers, but not all stormtroopers are clones.

The Middle East is like the Mexico of Europe if the people, instead of building our homes and cooking our Sbarros, just blew everything up.

100% Agreed. The Muzzrats have been trying to invade for the last 1500 year. Fuck them and their ruined countries. May they live there forever.

That was me you little shithead, I told you to stay out of my office.

Yeah, that’s the calendar my middle school janitor had up in his “little office.”

The problem isn’t that all Muslims are bad people, because they obviously aren’t. Of course the vast majority of Muslims are good people. The problem is, even the good Muslims don’t actually add enough value to European countries to justify the importation of such a large number of them. They don’t integrate well,…

“Joerg Hoffmeister told The Associated Press that everyone inside had to be evacuated..”

Be poor

100% this.

Dont you women have enough to be pissed off about without getting mad at the 50’s?

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.