“Facebook is just people having conversations with themselves, hoping others will chime in.” -something I probably read on facebook

I think Obama at this point is close to doing press conferences wearing sweatpants and a Pearl Jam t-shirt carrying a bag of chili cheese Fritos.

Exactly. This is why adults buy separate tubs for cereal that have seals and are shaped for pouring. And you should only have like... 3 cereals, tops. The first one is “adult” cereal, or the fiber shit that you should be eating because it’s healthy, the “adult fun” cereal, which is fiber cereal with chocolate chunks,…

It’s in Amsterdam, and in this particular roadway/walkway yes it is legal for cars to drive on it. Burnouts though? Probably not so much. Here’s the address: ArenA Boulevard 590-598, 1101 Amsterdam, Netherlands

Money != taste, I guess. Honestly I still have no idea how this car was developed with design before engineering and aero! It’s so damn ugly.

So does this mean that if there is a brawl punching these bitches square in the jaw is no longer misogynistic? Just wondering, cos if we are talking about equality then a cold clock like men deal with is something we should put on the table. I mean, they want to think they are tough right?

That car is ugly as shit.

So wherever the fuck this is its just legal to pull your car on the sidewalk and start doing burnouts?

I observe the Snap-on calendar.

Facebook is a way for lonely narcissists to continually assert their need to be seen and interacted with if only in the most distant way imagineable.

Facebook exists so you can receive notification of family events that you will not attend (cousin’s birthday, nephew’s baby shower, baptisms). Nobody sends real world invites to anything other than weddings anymore.

Houston has the worlds biggest medical center almost walking distance from Reliant Stadium, dummy.

If you think that inner cereal bag is doing anything to preserve freshness you are living in a an absurd fantasy world.

“Oooh I didnt get into that party last weekend so lets all march on Washington!”

The poor snowflakes, they got into Yale and now nobody is giving them special attention on a daily basis.

Do black people ever stop complaining?

The angriest black girl lol

“Oh great! Now my daughter get’s to watch an alcoholic flash money signs all over the field”.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

He must've felt the same way when his mom threw away his best porno mag...