Kanye aint sick hes just an asshole.

coon? really?

wow.

Talk shit when you win, dude.

Nope, Ive got every good season of The Simpsons on blu-ray so im good to go.

damn.

Sorry if you dont like the truth but real versions of Apu exist.

One of the Doobie Brothers is a doctor...?

Programming yourself to be inoffensive is not equal to righteousness.

“Thank god it was Chinese people this time”

Wet paper doesnt really bend so much as melt.

“Killer dualism”

Thanks for terrifying me, bitch.

Hes gonna be a #1 first round draft pick for the aryan brotherhood kickball team for sure.

dont drop the soap, homes.

I straight up keep anything left on my doorstep.

i knew that.

For an extra $20,000 you can re-write the text books.

“What...?”

“...to make a false factual statement...”