Trump voters are too stupid to understand jokes.

Most male child rapists were also victims.

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia...

Fuck those people.

That greasy, dough faced half-wit is running on bringing back separate race bathrooms.

“I’m just refusing to be enslaved by monolithic thought.”

Well, you got something way different now.

Most white people wouldn’t slap the shit out of another white person if they used the word “nigger.”

All Louis CK’s shit is still on Netflix.

“PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP”

The hot tub water was drained, sealed in titanium barrels and sent to Army Intelligence where it was then loaded into airplanes and sprayed over Iraq to make ISIS fighters hallucinate that they are Barbara Streisand.

Ok so hes not crazy hes just fuckin’ stupid.

Or you could just blame yourselves.

Ah, wonderful, liberal utopia NYC not like that awful Texas. lol

lol

So a cat hates you?

You must live in an interesting world believing everything you hear.