People actually believe and say those things seriously, though, so it’s pretty impossible to tell when it’s supposed to be a joke.

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Pretty much.

Mom?

Yes. Yes I do.

There is more than one kind of woman. My kind wants to see peen on screen.

I disagree, at least for myself. Men absolutely possess physical attributes that sexually excite me. Just not the majority of men I see on a daily basis.

I could have guessed that.

Exactly, its there to perform a function and then you put it away.

I get that there are a lot of factors (angle, lighting, to whom it is attached, etc) but in general I have not found that women enjoy looking at a mans penis just for the sake of its inherent beauty.

Gay dude here to interject - I do!

I dunno there’s definitely a spectrum. Some are nicer to look at than others. I tell my husband he has a pretty penis all the time, to which he calls me a weirdo and we move on.  

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Dude here, seriously ladies do you actually want to see penises?

And on television, as in life, it is almost never the ones you’d want to see.

The funny thing is, slavery is at an all time global high, but not in white countries.

That’s so Gwyneth!

White people culture.