It’s only an ethical issue for people who don’t understand what ethics actually are.

Jesus Goddamn Christ, its gone finally.

Double-dip of hell when the next image is a close-up of Ted Cruz’s skin-abundant chin.

I’ll thank you not to refer to Drew Magary like that.

Ha!

Can you guys do something about that fucking fish-man from Hellraiser that pops up on every fucking page???

Thank Heaven for small favors.

Do you have any idea how much of that crap I poured down my pee hole??

Go break the ice in the horse trough. Do I have to do everything for you?

I dont have any more quarters for the car wash.

*pauses, about to splash Listerine on my cooch* Awwww.

signed by the Patriots

“0.2 ... pfft, amateur”

Or if Guy Fieri is the arresting officer.

I was thinking more like Mountain Dew Code Red

Calm down, Gramma. Dwayne reminds me of my little brother.

I didnt know he was into it.

humans try to disconnect as best they can from their natural heritage.