Cool, lets do an “Eyes Wide Shut” kinda deal. Ill be Chewbacca.

Not a problem. Will bring the special monogrammed atomic tweezers.

This whole thing stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.

It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

Meh, I was looking for an excuse to stay hammered anyways.

You gotta bring your own lightbulbs and tweezers.

Hon, you just described a perfect Saturday night. I’ll be over at 8:30.

Whew! Don’t let the Drumpf make you hurt yourself...if you like to hurt yourself, you do it for you!! ;)

The only things missing are the ball gags and brownie mix.

Im just kidding.

You know how to party!

Dwayne noooooooooooooo!

“You can watch it below”

Probably because she’s confusing him with Chad Smith who is married to Nancy Mack who attacked Scott Baio for supporting Donald Trump. Because your mom loves Donald Trump

Yeah, why dont you stop being an entitled pussy and return your paycheck?

And Isaiah to the front.

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

Please don’t glorify criminals just because they’re old.

What you described is more shoplifting than Oceans Eleven.