People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

After drying his eyes Gramps got behind the wheel, turned on the right side blinkers and headed downtown to run over some immigrants.

It’s not to save fetuses. It is to punish the slutty mcsluts for having sex, and refusing to sleep with them.

Yes, because religious nut jobs are always swayed by, you know, science.

“Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, Blac Chyna.......Who are three people who are famous for no good reason and who people should stop talking about.”

Ill accept it at this point.

Hologram titties.

Has a player ever bitch slapped Jonathan Papelbon?

so the kid lived?

It doesn’t really matter if they’re backing down for now. It was a clear statement of intent. They’re going to do this.

Fake how?

#awjeah

I think that this is softcore vore porn.

Pink (slip) Floyd

Cardinals to Floyd: Wish You Weren’t Here

“Get that free agent contract ready and make sure it’s the one w/the Uber addendum.”

Won’t take Floyd questions.

+ 0.16

Well, it’s nice to see a Cardinals drive actually end in points for once. Unfortunately, they are on Floyd’s license.

We don’t call him Arians anymore, Lindsey. It’s “Coach Alt-right” now.