Nothing about this story gives me a boner.

Thats why it is so vexing.

If they are not having sex with each other then how is that incest?

Not purposely, isnt incest a thing?

Depends on who is asking.

“Why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?? And why do you always take your iPad?? You told me you were combing your hair!!”

Well, its not necessarily incest if the two women are simply sharing the same dick and not going to town on each other which is fairly common in a three way situation.

Dont ask.

Yeah, I dont get the disgust here.

This is the first thing he’s ever said that I even remotely agree with.

Girls in shin guards are hot.

Im voting for bush.

Anyone over the age of 21 who goes to strip clubs and is not a millionaire is an idiot.

Im all for equality.

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Get it, girl.

“Drive” fucking blows.

No, no, I know women can be (and are) just as sexual or more than men.

As God intended.

“Women may not tell men what they find attractive because we know how fragile some men’s egos are and we don’t want to leave you shredded.”