Hopefully Trump will get all these unemployed kids back to work.

If I believed sitcoms I’d be a 60 lbs over weight UPS driver with a super hot skinny wife who puts up with my single digit IQ who I also cant stand for some reason.

Hey, I got no problem with it I was just wondering how big a demand there was.

Errbody got they kinks.

I had to put off seeing it for a week or so because I didnt really want to go without my ex because we always saw Star Wars together so I went by myself and was OK but then I found out about this shit.

That seems like a given.

How’s about I be your private dancer?

Motivate yourself to start running with your nude body in this full length mirror.

Motivate yourself to start running with your nude body in this full length mirror.

You might get something out of this. I did.

Yep, every body is different and new territory to explore.

Aaaaaaand......you ruined it.

Listening to her describe her illness and her struggle to overcome it has led me to a few “Whew, I thought I was the only one” moments. Thanks, Carrie.

I have no idea if youre in the minority. Thats why I asked the question.

Fair enough, sorry.

Jezebel: Where Humor Comes to Die.

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Pretty much.

Mom?

Really? Ive never heard of the monkey thing.

I could have guessed that.