Thats harsh but fair.

Can you guys do something about that fucking fish-man from Hellraiser that pops up on every fucking page???

Aaaaaaaaaand........SCENE!

You sound like the people down at Victorias Secret.

Yep, humans are deceptive, violent, territorial animals.

Besides, I just showered last week.

Do you have any idea how much of that crap I poured down my pee hole??

But Snoopy and Prickly Pete need their ice...

I dont have any more quarters for the car wash.

Any guy who hasnt gone “Ed Wood” a few times isnt living his best life.

Im a grown man now....

A normal amount, why?

Sounds like Floyd was.... comfortably numb.

How many underage hookers does the trunk hold?

MOM??

I didnt know he was into it.

I did this once at a Victorias Secret.

No its not wrong if you dont care about equality.

I guess the upside is he no longer has to live in Alabama.

This is my favorite...