This would be funnier with the music from Super Mario Bros.

Thats awesome.

I cut off a finger...

Wanna see something really scary?

Yeah thats fucked up.

Yeah, I draw the line at animal fucking.

I think in the case of Japan the humiliation fetish is tied to their honor culture and the shame of defeat.

Ive seen some things.

Its like a human zoo.

If you want to see the weirdest shit go to your favorite free porn site and search “german”.

Tampa has the worst Chinese food.

“The sting tells me its working. Can you take me to the hospital?”

Its a sick world.

Step 1: Put your junk in that bottle.

So does it flash like that constantly?

Mine has little hands that go in circles.

Its probably something awesome like dried up watch batteries that you have to stick up your butt or snorting litter box crystals or some shit that makes you fuck like a youve got jumper cables attached to your junk.

Do they let mentally disabled kids on the team?

Find all of them and yall take a shitload of whatever makes kids rub on each other nowadays and live the fuckin’ dream, girl.

Youve gotta get this out of your system. Just do it.