Lee felt as though he had just drank a four pack of Bortles & James.

Has a player ever sued another player for a dirty hit that caused an injury?

Burfict is unlikely to learn anything unless the NFL hits him with a fine, and then, immediately and without warning, justification, or explanation, hits him with a much bigger one.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

“He can count to 100, doesn’t talk to strangers, and performed extremely well in freeze tag during pre-game. That’s exactly the commitment you look for.”

A whore with a heart of gold and a dream.

And with a hooker who is really a good person.

Lets all remember that the guy currently imploring us all to “respect the office” and all that bullshit is the one who tried to convince everyone that Obama wasnt born in this country.

“...earned over $1.5 million at the box office in its first nationwide release weekend.”

If someone could find a way to write a screenplay involving the hardships black people experience AND the Holocaust, that film would win 100 oscars.

And you’ll get more stars than ever before writing some empty contrarian bullshit under every single thing Nolan writes! The symbiosis is complete!

...

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

He no longer has to sit down to pee. His accuracy is improving.

“He didn’t get run over by Vikings coming out of the tunnel”

“He plays well with others, he ate all of his peas. I like what I see.”

To be fair, that would actually be a pretty splendid day for Jim McMahon.

Replace “good game” with “good day at kindergarten” and this could be my dad when I was a pup.

If you think that sounded rational then you personally may be fucked.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”