“Four games for being a pussy.”

Kinda

Hey, I love fellatio.

Let’s not fellatio shame, Dwayne.

We have different interpretations of the term #girlboss I guess.

Yeah, I almost went the “white girl in a wu-tang shirt” route but I figured that angle would be pounded mercilessly.

I was about to go with ‘Holy shit, the Wu-Tang t-shirt is $65!’ but you’ve already won.

...

Legs for days gays

Faker than the moon landing.

I meant you should feel bad.

Well you just implanted that idea in her head.

And you should.

Damn, I feel bad because I laughed.

“...giving Brown a “toxic cocktail” before putting her face-down in the water.”

Fuckin’ little kids in the butt.

- I’m not sure I see this is such a big deal.....

Epic Sax Guy can do anything.

Must be tough to hold and finger that sax all oiled up like he is

Did I miss the part where he stopped the rape itself, as he witnessed it?...that important part? That surely happened, yes? He didn’t just, you know, leave that kid alone with the monster, right?