Well done. I needed that.

This election campaign has been bad enough, don’t ruin cotton candy for us, too.

Yeah! Al Gore was really on to something!

Motherfucker looks like he sticks his head in a cotton candy machine.

The rap music gives them the brain damage.

Is filming yourself while driving a thing?

How this doesn’t have half million stars by now can only be attributed to it being Friday afternoon.....

+1 spicy Cajun

I’ve returned to read this gem 6 times and am fucking in tears.....which makes it a bit awkward as I’m at a coffee shop and people are staring but I just can’t help it....

Can’t argue with that. On several levels.

+1 stupid economy

And I just pissed myself.....just in time for the weekend.

+1

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

Now, now, that’s going too far. The abortion clinics should be in middle schools. Better yet, one next door to every Starbucks.

Just when I feel like this election is dragging everybody down the way Palin dragged McCain down in 2008.....she shows up out of nowhere and TOTALLY REDEEMS HERSELF!!!

I hope all of these people blow their brains out after he loses.

Didn’t have plans for this weekend yet. Guess now’s a good time to start gathering supplies and throwing them in a bug out bag and prepping a bunker. Thanks, TrumPutin

Holy shit a Goon Squad? The NFL has a GOON SQUAD doing its dirty work?????