His official response just came out, “Shut the refrigerator door! And stop using so many damn paper towels!”

Blow me.

You had to bring up Dave Matthews.

You cant blame it all on us anymore!

I am from Houston originally and love Killen’s so much. I have been wanting to go to his steakhouse but right now it is just a bit rich for my blood.

Not yet, but the market potential is yuuuge in India.

Was Ivanka selling that at the rally?

Actually:

It makes me feel better as a white person to see other races joining in this exercise in mass stupidity.

Yup. If I invited someone to a party as a plus 1 and they showed out like this and threatening violence, calling them out for being a butthole isn’t patronizing. Its necessary. I daresay many women would have said similar had it been them she did this to.

You forgot one.

Forget it Jack, it’s Jezebel.

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

Says the pile of ham with a personality disorder.

Amazing how with all her fancy instrument playing she manages to sound exactly like Madonna.

Did you nazi that coming?

I write all my own music

Yeah that’s an ETHERING

Yeah, you would think they could come up with some sort of final solution

Have the Germans totally forgotten how to round up and eliminate their enemies?