How is this patronizing?

That has to be one of the most punchable faces I have ever seen.

The sad thing is, there’s a reason he’s asking for warning signs of an impending toxic relationship. He knows he won’t have the will to break an existing relationship off when the warning signs become apparent.

My boss: Dwayne, we have video footage of you urinating into Jensens water bottle. Can you explain yourself?

“Its chock full of....lead-y goodness.”

*uninterested

That would have made me want to beat her up.

Is there some way I can detect warning signs of an impending toxic relationship?

This guy looks like he just finger banged a 12 year old behind the mall dumpsters.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.

He continued, “And you dont even wanna be carpoolin’ no more neither? Whats wrong, man? You too good to ride in my Volvo station wagon? You scared to be seen in a ride thats got ice cream sandwich wrappers on the floor? You aint even real to me no more. You used to be from the streets, man. And I know you seen me at…

You are precious.

Nope.

Dude looks like a pile of ham with a personality disorder.

Who wants to see an F1 race when you have a whole city full of strip malls and parking lots to explore!

I don’t get all the hate. He sounds like a great guy. If a teammate were ever in trouble, I’m sure Richie would be the first to stick his neck out if he had one.

I’m sure this will go over well when this sexual predator inevitably does what predators do once again.

Everyone at their table: