I feel the same way about the kids cooking shows. Why do these children know more about baking than adults? It’s fucking weird.

Seeing kids do adult stuff like jogging or wearing heels or debating Hillary Clinton weirds me out.

I like her style and it made me wonder (jokingly) if she’d make crazy high heels for babies...

That kid, twenty years from now?

This all sounds made up - Borussia Monchengladbach, Bhoys, Motherwell, Scotland, the Holocaust

The Celtics replied with a crisp slap to the back of his stupid red head.

I prefer to let them grab me.

Which will then mean it’s the last time she’s in the news for anything?

I have see-thru pants.

I’d rather just have a dude grab me by the pussy and be done with it. Being grabbed by the brain sounds like it would have more long-term and possibly deadly consequences.

After the game he said, “Jimmy owes everything to Jimmys special ice skates.”

Do us all a favor and kill yourself.

So edgy, I cut myself!

Feel better now?

Is JB the new Bill Brasky?