dwaynelikeshischickenspicy
dwaynelikeshischickenspicy
dwaynelikeshischickenspicy

“...earned over $1.5 million at the box office in its first nationwide release weekend.”

...

“He plays well with others, he ate all of his peas. I like what I see.”

If you think that sounded rational then you personally may be fucked.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

Fuck golf.

Nah, I already own several proper legal suppressors plus id rather not go to federal prison. Dont buy one of those.

Yeah, this week blows.

“I can’t even put a coherent sentence together...”

Maybe she needed the money.

Or the Jewish Grammys.

When will the world be ready for the Asian Grammys?

Stop being part of the problem, Alexa. God.

I cant handle any more politics.

Tuner app.

Somebody used that free gym membership she got for Xmas.

Fun tip: If you go to corporate chain websites and send them complaints they will often send you free shit.

Fun tip: If you go to corporate chain websites and send them complaints they will often send you free shit.

I enjoyed the psycho he played in “The Pacific”

Well there are obviously enough racist rednecks running around to win an election so.....