Jesus has weird fuckin’ taste in presidents, dude.

So do you know God or what?

Barfolomew!

Fuck that family.

Whats that?

Looks like somebody is on tha juice.

Isnt his son in law Jewish?

Yeah, hes a fuck head.........So?

Original Garage Days owns pretty hard.

***massive bong rip***

Part of it is her otherworldly hotness but shes an action movie hero. Basically the female Tom Cruise.

Oooooooh! A spooky space ball!

Its fucking crazy but her career is straight up garbage.

turning

Uh, I just said that.

So is the award ceremony black tie?

Meh, im a white dude and I have enough ammo to kill everyone in my zip code twice so im not super concerned.

Angie: Its a pleasure to meet you Your Highness.

Yeah, shes average at best.