dwaynelikeshischickenspicy
dwaynelikeshischickenspicy
dwaynelikeshischickenspicy

Its fucking crazy but her career is straight up garbage.

turning

Uh, I just said that.

So is the award ceremony black tie?

Meh, im a white dude and I have enough ammo to kill everyone in my zip code twice so im not super concerned.

Angie: Its a pleasure to meet you Your Highness.

Yeah, shes average at best.

Or slight skiing gloves.

“...she spent six months among high school students...”

Sorry, the guy is NYC all the way.

“Pick up that blood!”

...

I guess its gonna be a long four years, dude.

I prefer “skillbilly”.

All of this shit is basically ensuring a ratings explosion for Dr Phil.

Calm yourself, this is nothing new. We’ve all seen racists before.

Yeah, I mean I feel kinda shitty laughing it off since its going to be decidedly un-funny for large groups of people.

Why?

You are thinking way too much.