dwaynelikeshischickenspicy
dwaynelikeshischickenspicy
dwaynelikeshischickenspicy

Originally I was troubled by the election but now im beginning to appreciate the entertainment value of this cartoonish and transparently racist administration.

Ive had my lights cut off before. It fucks with your head.

I got knocked out cold in a taekwondo class when I was a teenager and those motherfuckers just dragged me to the locker room and laid me out on a bench until I woke up. Didnt even call my parents.

“Four games for being a pussy.”

Hey, I love fellatio.

+ 1 Bitter Rage

““My mother always told me not to talk about politics or money. But she never mentioned sucking a cock on the internet.”

Idiot fuck head gon’ idiot fuck head.

Sounds like every other motherfucker from Louisiana.

Yeah, I almost went the “white girl in a wu-tang shirt” route but I figured that angle would be pounded mercilessly.

...

Faker than the moon landing.

I meant you should feel bad.

And you should.

“...giving Brown a “toxic cocktail” before putting her face-down in the water.”

Sweet.

Welp, lets see what Team Fuck Head can do.

Fuckin’ little kids in the butt.

I used to work for a place that made vinyl stickers and I custom made a few hundred that simply said “HITLER WAS RIGHT” and I would put these on the vehicles of people I hated or if I saw some jackass parking his BMW across 3 spots id slap one on.

Why dont you explain to all of us what your issue is?