Epic Sax Guy can do anything.

They make a nice rifle. Pricey though.

Actual Epic Sax Guy.

Nah, its good to go.

Can carry more ammo in .223.

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And if it doesnt go down I can still go out in the woods and get piss ass drunk and shoot milk jugs.

He’s chilly.

Yep, when the shit goes down bullets will be currency.

With a six position reciever extension...

This please...

Didnt Matt Damon already do this?

How many turbos does it have?

Trumps gonna make Nixon look like JFK.

He’s gonna have the most popular Kia dealership in College Station.

Must have really shocked the five people who watch that stupid show.

Well, Team Shit Head can really own it now.

“There are no ways to die that are more awful than dissolving in a scalding acid bath in the wilderness.”

Being cool takes too much effort.

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