Sounds like every other motherfucker from Louisiana.

Yeah, I almost went the “white girl in a wu-tang shirt” route but I figured that angle would be pounded mercilessly.

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Faker than the moon landing.

I meant you should feel bad.

And you should.

“...giving Brown a “toxic cocktail” before putting her face-down in the water.”

Sweet.

Welp, lets see what Team Fuck Head can do.

Fuckin’ little kids in the butt.

I used to work for a place that made vinyl stickers and I custom made a few hundred that simply said “HITLER WAS RIGHT” and I would put these on the vehicles of people I hated or if I saw some jackass parking his BMW across 3 spots id slap one on.

Why dont you explain to all of us what your issue is?

Epic Sax Guy can do anything.

They make a nice rifle. Pricey though.

Actual Epic Sax Guy.

Nah, its good to go.

Can carry more ammo in .223.

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And if it doesnt go down I can still go out in the woods and get piss ass drunk and shoot milk jugs.

He’s chilly.