Yep, when the shit goes down bullets will be currency.

With a six position reciever extension...

This please...

Didnt Matt Damon already do this?

How many turbos does it have?

Trumps gonna make Nixon look like JFK.

He’s gonna have the most popular Kia dealership in College Station.

Must have really shocked the five people who watch that stupid show.

Well, Team Shit Head can really own it now.

“There are no ways to die that are more awful than dissolving in a scalding acid bath in the wilderness.”

Being cool takes too much effort.

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Reminds me of a kid in HS who drank hand sanitizer and murdered cats.

I hate you.

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Dude looks like he should be trying to kill Shelley Duvall with an axe.

Yeah, this dude better grow eyes in the back of his head.

Meanwhile, Trump is being looked at pretty hard by the House Select Investigative Panel on Infant Hands.

“Five games”

Im pretty sure she just guaranteed a biillion people will watch because people are fuck heads.