Or have him put to sleep.

Basically.

Needs moar butt fucking.

Pretending to give a fuck about soccer is the hardest thing about being white.

Boston is the racist San Francisco.

Everyone listen to this person.

Are you kidding?

He owes you some Tier 1 sexing for sure.

You are a good girlfriend.

Tough call, as a man Id prefer now.

“Get this shit off me, get this shit off me, get this shit off me...”

Morning beers!

No shit, 007.

This is the list her imaginary boyfriend in Canada would like.

WTF is this?

Im intrigued...

Ritalin doesnt slow me down.

Yeah, I finally settled down with one girl.

Pass.

I hope not.