Then you should call my parents because they would really love to know whats up with me.

Cheese me, Stretcho.

Either that or run around beating old people while wearing a bowler hat.

Really?

Hope it works better than my stupid rain sounds app.

Give him some and tape it for us.

Reported effects: Murderous rage, paranoia, ultra-violence, running around screaming

The first step is Jesus’n Up!

Dont try that in Tennessee.

“...you are a giant pussy.”

Do tell.....

I wish I had a shot like that.

“....the baby suffered serious injuries from the coat hanger and will face lifelong health complications....”

Jeez, look at the guy.

Lets just say that her private parts and his private parts did a high five.

Whats with the BIlly Bob hate?

Maybe.

BMX tournament.

This checks out.

Yeah, but in the seventies im not sure that mattered.