Yeah, kill me.

Im sure she fucked Warren Beatty too.

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

Does this fucked up family have a single ounce of class or style between them?

Its not like anyones going to hold him accountable anyway.

Why bother apologizing?

Why are people getting horny to twitter bikini pics when you can just as easily get full on porn?

Theyre gonna do a complete 360°!

I do know how hard it is to get teenagers out of bed in the morning.

1/2 cup mayonnaise

Right, because you gotta be Brave Heart to knock some waffle waitress up.

“That way, your Uncle Billyjoejimbob can hit the toilet to whack off...”

If hed been in East Houston his ass would be dead as fried chicken.

I sleep alone and no sex happens.

I knew it.

“And the taxpayer heres gonna pay for it.”

None of that shit will happen.

Doesnt mean I cant laugh my ass off.

+1 Disco Inferno

Thank God im too old to be drafted.