You are a good girlfriend.

Tough call, as a man Id prefer now.

“Get this shit off me, get this shit off me, get this shit off me...”

Morning beers!

No shit, 007.

This is the list her imaginary boyfriend in Canada would like.

WTF is this?

Im intrigued...

Ritalin doesnt slow me down.

Yeah, I finally settled down with one girl.

Pass.

I hope not.

Then you should call my parents because they would really love to know whats up with me.

Cheese me, Stretcho.

Either that or run around beating old people while wearing a bowler hat.

Really?

Hope it works better than my stupid rain sounds app.

Give him some and tape it for us.

Reported effects: Murderous rage, paranoia, ultra-violence, running around screaming

The first step is Jesus’n Up!