Dont try that in Tennessee.

“...you are a giant pussy.”

Do tell.....

I wish I had a shot like that.

“....the baby suffered serious injuries from the coat hanger and will face lifelong health complications....”

Jeez, look at the guy.

Lets just say that her private parts and his private parts did a high five.

Whats with the BIlly Bob hate?

Maybe.

BMX tournament.

This checks out.

Yeah, but in the seventies im not sure that mattered.

Yeah, kill me.

Im sure she fucked Warren Beatty too.

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

Does this fucked up family have a single ounce of class or style between them?

Its not like anyones going to hold him accountable anyway.

Why bother apologizing?

Why are people getting horny to twitter bikini pics when you can just as easily get full on porn?

Theyre gonna do a complete 360°!