I do know how hard it is to get teenagers out of bed in the morning.

1/2 cup mayonnaise

Right, because you gotta be Brave Heart to knock some waffle waitress up.

“That way, your Uncle Billyjoejimbob can hit the toilet to whack off...”

If hed been in East Houston his ass would be dead as fried chicken.

I sleep alone and no sex happens.

I knew it.

“And the taxpayer heres gonna pay for it.”

None of that shit will happen.

Doesnt mean I cant laugh my ass off.

+1 Disco Inferno

Thank God im too old to be drafted.

I cant waaaaaait for the yokels who voted for this guy to sober up because they are going to find a large type penis in their ass and I hope they like it rough.

They also mad.

***TAEK-NAMI WARNING***

Considering the number of black dudes Jackson has turned into millionaires I wouldnt think hed be this easily accused of da wacism.

Meh.

Its almost like this is a sprots related site....

True, but it still seems like when there is an obvious total racist running you might want to AT LEAST vote against that person.

“principled Conservative”