Wow, I didnt think there was room for another dick in his mouth.

Kung Fuhrer vs Jew Jitsu...

ur gud at senteances

Theres a lot of good cocaine in Dallas.

Wear a rubber, dude.

Buy guns people, and plenty of ammo.

Yes, I am a bad person.

Im less than optimistic about our future.

“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!”

Not quite that big but big enough.

“When I am announced Dictator For Life.....I mean El Presidente Maximo......I mean President.... Ivanka has promised to lick icing off of my balls like she did when she was a little girl.”

Tommy Lasorda is cooling down the sex gazpacho!

Nor asked for!

Celebratory gang bang in 3,2,1....

Whats he protesting again? Winning football games?

I vote you stop sucking.

What kind of fuck head gets donuts for the office and gets all PLAIN GLAZED?

Anything you can be successful at while grossly overweight is not a sport its a game. Like bowling.

Take a knee.

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