Make it a Diet Pepsi fatty.

Hes like a testicle with teeth.

Invading Poland.

I got finished way fast this morning and then went back to my apartment and drank coffee and played video games for a while before going to work.

These people are fucking morons.

He continued, “Ive had prime rib, people. Ive had the good stuff. Ivanka is my go to. I might try the Tiffany if other people are having some but shes not my first choice.”

Its kinda funny that nobody ever mentions that NYC gave us this fuck head, the worst candidate in a generation.

He can suck a dick.

That crazy fuck peed on the candy rack at my local CVS.

Wow.

What about my daughters Monique and Unique?

“I’m told they even had a cake ready to go for him and he didn’t show up,”

Sweet alternator.

I doubt that guy was feeling any pain.

But on the bright side the cops are no longer shooting black people like hotcakes.

I was going to go for a run after work or a bike ride but fuck it im just going to sit on the couch and drink.

Im high on fuckin’ democracy.

Settle down there, Johnny Go-Fast.

Thats deep, son.

Any time someone says they are going to pray for me I act like I just dropped a contact and as im bending down to pick it up I punch them in the crotch.