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Wow, way to go Thomas Jefferson. You voted.

I went to Trump College of Words.

Wow.

If he wins im putting all my money in radiation detectors and selling fire extinguishers to abortion clinics.

Didgeridont!

Well that was a long walk.

I cant wait to wake up Wednesday and know that this epic fuck stick has lost.

You sound very dumb.

Hey, I wouldnt want to further traumatize anyone with my offensive language. Better to let her wait for a more politically correct cop to come along.

Like even if you are the cop who liberated me from my rape prison, you’d still get the side eye for calling my 30 year old ass “little girl,”

Do they honestly need to write this shit down?

Yikes.

Aint nobody can de-burr a cotton gin like an eight year old.

The child unemployment rate has skyrocketed under the corrupt Obama administration. Hero Donald J Trump has a plan to put children back to work in 2017.

So this fucking moron is not the greatest theological mind of our time?

“Close the refrigerator door!!”

I hope these rednecks understand that they are not the only ones who own guns.

Dude looks like his face caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a weed wacker.

What joke?