Im guessing it would smell real bad.

Humans are animals, violent and deceptive above all.

Yeah I know there are dozens of you.

Im building a kick ass speaker box this weekend, bro.

Thats true but there are people who have it far worse than us.

Counter-counter point: He wont win

I have two on my ride.

Thats an alternator, dude.

What part of her body is she voting with then? Her asshole?

Say what you will about America but we are way cooler than a lot of places.

Dont drop the soap, holmes.

I never spit into urinals because I have a deep fear that the spit will not disconnect from my tongue before it touches the toilet and then ill have a piss elevator directly into my mouth.

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I rode a horrible carnival ride called “The Women Beater” once.

Im burying ammo and teaching my women how to make a cereal bowl out of a human skull.

“Sad. Sad little crybaby loser who probably cant even take a shower with a beautiful woman without wearing his jeans. He’s probably crying because he’s surrounded by black guys living in hell and because in Chicago, which Obama invented, teenage white girls cant even walk down the street without having a baby ripped…

This is arrant bullshit.

Am I supposed to be NOT cool with White House rug munching??

And I bet that motherfucker put mayonnaise on every one of them too.

Cant decide if these kids are doing too many drugs or not enough.