Dude, hire a hooker and tell her whats up.

Trumps gonna make Dubya look like JFK.

The real crime is he didnt even offer the combo with fries and a drink.

BIGGER STORY: People still read Rolling Stone.

I can only imagine what kind of tiny, shriveled penis one must have to own one of these.

Did those guys just get gang banged by Smurfs?

We also used to flash for when it was ok for a passing semi to get back over and then they would flash their running lights to say thanks.

I hear stories like this and get scared because we have infants in charge of our country.

Ham Rove!

His head looks like a cinder block made of sweat ham.

He should marry Kobe Bryant.

It must be hard to Tweet with a dick in your mouth.

Its literally the dumbest thing I could think of to match my confusion over this guys sentence.

Helps if you do your rapin’ in Oklahoma.

Rapist mustache.

Bostons basically a bitter, racist San Francisco.

He wont have to fuck himself where hes going.

What a nightmare, married to a child molesting sandwich salesman.

Cool avatar photo.

Im more concerned with those nut hugging white jeans for the love of god why are they so tight?