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I think congressmen should take a rubber bullet to the spine about once a month.

Well la-dee-da, look at the fancy rich man fire.

Shes a Kardashian, she aint scared’a no dicks.

Wow, I really hope that family gets hit by a meteor made out of syphilis.

As a man I cant offer much advice there.

Ron McGlaughlin I presume.

At Houston Community College we were given a choice of whatever billboard we could see from the county lock up window.

Probably.

You bastard.

I remember back in the day we would flash our high beams to warn oncoming drivers of speed traps.

Ive done my research.

By the time the average American male is 15 he has tried to fuck approximately 27,000 common household items. In that time of vast experimentation one usually finds a few workhorses that stand the test of time.

This is a test.

Theyre being showered with litigation.

The Clery Act?

“In Slovenia man purchase girl......pay for facial surgical.....make to look Cindy Crawford 1989....Girl not say bad....Donald presidential good....Not to grab on pussies....Have gratification weekend.”

“Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City “Sailor wanna hump-hump” bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.”

“I heard your linebacker went into a bar and harassed a woman in the bar and then punched a woman outside of the bar.”

Deluxe rear door armrest ashtrays.