Sweet alternator.

I doubt that guy was feeling any pain.

But on the bright side the cops are no longer shooting black people like hotcakes.

I was going to go for a run after work or a bike ride but fuck it im just going to sit on the couch and drink.

Im high on fuckin’ democracy.

Settle down there, Johnny Go-Fast.

Thats deep, son.

Any time someone says they are going to pray for me I act like I just dropped a contact and as im bending down to pick it up I punch them in the crotch.

+ 1

Wow, way to go Thomas Jefferson. You voted.

I went to Trump College of Words.

Wow.

If he wins im putting all my money in radiation detectors and selling fire extinguishers to abortion clinics.

Didgeridont!

Well that was a long walk.

I cant wait to wake up Wednesday and know that this epic fuck stick has lost.

You sound very dumb.

Hey, I wouldnt want to further traumatize anyone with my offensive language. Better to let her wait for a more politically correct cop to come along.

Like even if you are the cop who liberated me from my rape prison, you’d still get the side eye for calling my 30 year old ass “little girl,”

Do they honestly need to write this shit down?