By the time the average American male is 15 he has tried to fuck approximately 27,000 common household items. In that time of vast experimentation one usually finds a few workhorses that stand the test of time.

This is a test.

Theyre being showered with litigation.

The Clery Act?

“In Slovenia man purchase girl......pay for facial surgical.....make to look Cindy Crawford 1989....Girl not say bad....Donald presidential good....Not to grab on pussies....Have gratification weekend.”

“Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City “Sailor wanna hump-hump” bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.”

“I heard your linebacker went into a bar and harassed a woman in the bar and then punched a woman outside of the bar.”

Deluxe rear door armrest ashtrays.

Slovenia doesnt look too prosperous.

Leaves them in Cleveland with a shitty mascot.

Dance with the one who brung ya’.

Truly terrifying.

Some people get mean after getting their asses kicked.

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

I love it when theres ice because im guaranteed a day off.

Its snowed twice since ive been here, both on Xmas eve.

Nah, the cops were probably on break or polishing their night sticks and praying for an NAACP rally.

Only in the past few years.

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No shit.