Their last movie together sucked ass.

The tornadoes are the least worst thing about Oklahoma.

1) Move

I bet he just bought a solid gold jet.

If they want it let em keep it as long as we all know theyre racists.

Did Garth Brooks put out an album this year or something?

“In GLAAD’s case I assume that they are using it because it makes it easy to distinguish between male and female roles.”

This looks super dumb and dangerous and I hope every police station in the country buys them.

That is surprisingly logical.

Oh god, just stop talking to him.

Is it necessary to say “lesbian” and “gay”?

Who ever said I was trying to take the high road?

Whats up with lampshades?

Holy shit, thats cool.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ive seen pornos that start like this.

Its still bullshit.

“Tell mom im the one who burned down the tool shed in 1997! Tell Ryan Gosling ive been stealing his garbage! And I was only pretending to love soccer! I fucking hate it!”

How that fucking shit stain can leave the house without being curb stomped is beyond me much less be invited to a BLACK FUCKING UNIVERSITY?

“It ignored my (and my team’s) significant creative and logistical contributions.”