Nice eye shadow, Chris Angel.

Im not.

For the first time in human history more people live in cities than in the countryside. Revolutions used to start in rural areas and move to the cities but now its the opposite. Urban combat is the new normal.

Kid probably takes himself trick or treating while daddy is “resting”.

Look closely, relax and let your eyes unfocus...

Add to list...

Loose wine coolers rolling around under the passenger seat.

Hang on....

“Its always darkest right before it turns totally black”

dude...

Waving the fucking cake around?!

The question still stands....

For Xmas theyre getting him a Hooters gift card and a tray of Jello shots.

He looks like the kind of guy who tries to pick up 15 year old girls in his lime green Camaro convertible at the mall.

This is a face desperately crying out to be punched.

“F—- this,” and drove right down through the middle of the crowd.”

Go ahead and leave whats her name tied up.

We all see what we want to see:)

Sponge suit, baby.

Im pretty sure he’s gay. But im single.....