Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

“I’m the founder of a start-up focused on the coffee market in Yemen; that’s my No. 1 priority.”

Im pretty sure they understand fuck off in Boston.

Scalding hot taek.

This could have been said in two words :Fuck You.

“In one of the alleged gang rapes...”

Still better than the little girl with the paper sack on her head.

They got to ride the slide!

Theyve gotten to you too.

And as an added bonus those things would go up in flames if looked at too hard.

Youve been duped, man.

Wake up, flames cannot melt metal wings.

“Give me two cartons of KOOLS a People Magazine and three boxes of jimmy hats.”

Has this guy never heard of hookers??

I miss the old plastic mask costume sets that effectively destroyed all peripheral vision and caused scores of circus peanut addled trick or treaters to walk into traffic.

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Raise your hand if you are in the least surprised....

Future Trump administration cabinet official.

His eyes say “Check my freezer for human skulls”

Does this dummy have anything else going on besides her big ass?