Lets not forget how he bravely defended the Superdome against Al Qaeda.

Don't worry, anyone with half a fuckin' brain probably knows that the Viet Cong did not use fancy blenders as booby traps on the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

Oh so you're saying that Vietnam was maybe not the greatest military action ever devised? Is that your thesis, General MacArthur?

I actually was not there but my father was (Marines) and hearing his stories as a kid Vietnam became a life long subject of interest.

You may want to get you r humor chip recalibrated.

he said someone stepped on a blender.

Now that's a fuckin poop story. Fuckin 'Nam man...

This, ladies and gents, is Grade A Kinja.

This only confirms that fashion people are cocaine eating doofuses.

Na Trang Valley, North Vietnam-1968

Was this person seen in the area?

In HS I had a 1981 Malibu and one day the engine block cracked. Mechanic poured water into the radiator and we watched it come out the tailpipe instantly.

"Its about time. Hey-O river!"

+1 hair piece

Good idea.

How much cocaine will the wings hold?

I'll bet Sandusky had some pretty low hanging fruit.

According to Lowery, Foscaldo snapped, "That isn't my f——-' job, you piece of s—-," when asked to keep the footballs warm after Jets kickoff specialist Don Silvestri complained the one he used to start the second half was "rock hard."

+1 for the joke