I pictured him yelling, 'Why am I wearing this Braves cap?!'

"WE DID IT! WE DIT IT! WE SET A COUCH ON FIRE!!"

Love Shun. Got a 7" Santoku for my wedding 7 years ago and it's damn near perfect. I only use another knife when I screw up the order of prep and have a knife covered in chicken juice.

If you had to either have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life which would you choose?

"The bigger the choice, the more importance we attribute to it."

Exercising in Saran Wrap is insane.

Worth it.

Scandal! Teenager is attracted to hot mom!!! Scandal!! Teenager whimsically asks hot mom to go to prom with him!! Scandal!! He does this using popular internet platform media!!! Scandal!! We saw photos of Mrs. Hottie in a bi-ki-ni (What would ISIS say?). I never even read the woman gives a flying fuck about her bikini…

I was referring to the linked article.

Or everyone involved just thought it was funny and moved on instead of making a huge, whiny, big deal out of it.