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“very cold, very calculating—a very manipulative man.”

Pay phones!

CARDALE JONES: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you a troll?
DARREN ROVELL: I am a reporter.
CARDALE JONES: You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

A plane’s tire applying a “black mark” to your finger at ~180 mph would transfer enough kinetic energy to your finger that your hand would be obviously thrown back in the process of the transfer. So that part, at least, is probably fake.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Claudio has the clap.

Im saying they should choose their battles more wisely.

I dont disagree with you except for the racist allegation.

OK maybe, but do you not think these peoples time would be better spent protesting Trump.

Its aimed at anyone who is wasting time calling for Hillary to be put on trial for “crimes against humanity” instead of protesting at a Trump rally.

that Bernie voted for. That the Congressional Black Caucus supported. That black pastors and Mayors around the country pushed for. Yup, all racist.

You and me both. And I still don’t understand why so many Black Lives Matter protesters protest Bill and Hillary Clinton. They’ve both gone on record expressing regret on policy decisions they’ve made, and have apologized for them. So, what is it people still want?

So your theory is that Clinton had a secret agenda to put black people in jail because he hates black people. Or was it a bad policy decision that had unintended consequences?

I dunno, if I saw someone holding a sign calling my wife a murderer I think condescending and defensive would, if anything, be a disproportionately reasonable response

Whats the beef?

Where do you work? If I ever sshhh’d anyone at work ,I would expect a punch in the face. What a dick thing to do.

Is the bear spa full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly.

False.