I want her to have my abortion.
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dwaynegothisballsironedtotakethewrinklesout
Kid got up under more balls than a midget hooker.
I wish a meteor filled with AIDS would land on that family.
Whats with these idiots blogging about getting raped.
Hope they arent using those things in combat.
So the problem is she isnt ugly enough?
No YOU shut up.
As a Houstonian my moneys on “Team dies in hoverboard explosion”
Another famous team player who had a late career shooting slump.
“I can only have sex if the man is wearing one of those olde timey pilgrim hats.....and is holding a gun to my head.”
“Sometimes I sit in the bathroom and scratch my arms until they bleed. Then I wait until they scab over and I tear them off and eat them.”
“Something is killing all the birds in my neighborhood.”
Doesnt he have enough money from his Aerosmith royalties?
Member.
Worth it.
joke
“very cold, very calculating—a very manipulative man.”
Pay phones!