Dude, get a tailor.

Artist rendering of suspect.

Klonopin and coffee.

“He just got up under more balls than a midget hooker!”

But did he find his Lucky Charms?

ok

Find him and kill him.

Im a fan of the Tucson “White Niggers”.

Do they make one for an eight track player?

Do they make one for an eight track player?

Huh?

I had one of these in my apartment for about a year and I was never drunker longer and had more friends than at anytime in my life. I also had an industrial sized bottle of Mexican valium that I brought back from across the border that we were all eating like candy.

I had one of these in my apartment for about a year and I was never drunker longer and had more friends than at…

College and college students are all a pain in the dick.

You havent seen a “realistic” photo in 15 years.

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

Well that could mean 13 or 18 which makes a difference.

Its ok, I take full responsibility.

Were they minors?

But look how they were dressed!

Approves.