Im glad religious weirdos can play too.

I prefer my method: “Storm off and come home drunk”.

What would they then talk about, lol. Once perceived racism is eliminated this publication will cease to exist. Dumb.

In her brief clip, Khan states, “Whether or not your hair is on display doesn’t affect how much you care about it.”

Good article. Deciding whether to give your child a stupid name or buy them a pool is really a head scratcher. Im glad they ultimately decided to let their son “Nick” flop around on scorching hot pavement under the cool refreshing mist of a sunflower sprinkler.

Whatever you do dont put any fingers in her mouth or youll have those #metoo bitches all up in your shit.

Do you guys ever feel even slightly guilty for lazily posting daily garbage about race?

I have no doubt that this was a bad experience for her. But the term “sexual assault” is a legal term with legal definitions. And this does not meet them. Do not water down the term by declaring this sexual assault. However, I do think it’s a great conversation about communication and expectations between partners.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

These people need to go back to their parents house, get in their jammies and close the curtains because if Trump makes them cry they are NOT ready for everything else out there.

But did the sun shine out of his behind?

I mean really... Someone under 30 has witnessed their candidate losing a Presidential election so we’re in therapy. Yeesh.

Jesus, the current generation are an embarrassment.

Again, it amuses me that the Kinja network is so rife with NON-GRAYED-OUT messages like this.

You went there...

Usually you make a deposit after eating at Taco Bell.

Def not the WORST thing fed to altar boys.

Does she know who the father is??

Yes. You sound very much like a grown up. An IMPORTANT lawyer grown up. *shuffles papers and writes on a legal pad*. Very important. You’re still on the get fucking punched list :)

Yes, you are so grown up by conflating legal and moral standards and implying that they are the exact same. It’s an incredibly lawyer-esque thing for you to do, by the way.